wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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