guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I am available for nakedness
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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