Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
