went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize