Nicole vs. Life
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
