Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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