Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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