It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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