sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
where am i from again
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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