If that was your dad, he is hot
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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