if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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