She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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