IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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