Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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