so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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