butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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