But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
