I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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