should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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