Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I deserve this hangover.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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