That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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