Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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