letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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