You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Randomize
