I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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