Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We talked him into tasing himself.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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