Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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