so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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