I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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