She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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