i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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