I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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