No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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