Did you just see the Batmobile???
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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