Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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