I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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