Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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