oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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