Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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