Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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