well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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