another moral hangover. fuck.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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