I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize
