it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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