I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I checked into jail on foursquare
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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