Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
All I want is dick and wine.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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