you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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