I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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