she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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