People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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