I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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