Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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