She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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