So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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