It's just like the Real World with babies
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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