yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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