Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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