I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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